note: this joint is in Paola KS
The Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives TV show is a sword that
cuts sharply in both directions. As I
noted in my Smokin’ Guns review, business spiked as much as 250% after a Triple
D visit - a great reward for joint that’s earned it. I visited The BBQ Shack in Paola soon after
Guy Fieri had blown through town. The
place was packed… so packed, we couldn’t get a dang “Howdy-Do” from a waitress,
but we did hear them telling disheartened guests that they were out of burnt
ends. We walked away.
Visiting The BBQ Shack again a couple years after the bloom
was off the rose, at least we got a table and some service from a
waiterette. Formerly in a literal
“shack”, TBS is now in an honest-to-gosh strip shopping center. The vibe… you describe it for me: the walls
are covered with Andy Griffith show and Three Stooges posters with an
occasional splat of over-sized Asleep At The Wheel cover art. Screams “you’ll love our barbeque” to me.
The food. Mrs.
Hurry-Up-We’re-Only-Here-For-A-Rasslin-Meet and I ordered a burnt end dinner
and a 2-meat brisket and sausage dinner, both with two sides. The sausage was the LAST THING I ever want to
see at a bbq joint – softymushyspongy Ekrich beef link sausage. The burnt ends were dark, marble-sized pieces
with tons of bark and smoke ring.
However, being so small, some were fairly chewy.
not from The Shack, just a brisket beauty shot |
My professional assessment (based on my
scoring standards):
Brisket...
Taste: 9 Tenderness: 9 Appearance: 9 = Overall: 9
Burnt
Ends... Taste: 9 Tenderness:
7 Appearance: 9 = Overall: 8.2
Sausage…
Taste: 6 Tenderness: 8 Appearance: 7 = Overall: 7
Sides… thank the good Lord for inventing okra… and a fry
kettle to perfect it. Wifey had
cornytots that made her smile. The
fries… the fries were a greasy limp mess – I thought someone had strangled some
sea kelp and smeared it with 10w40. This
is an abject restaurant fail.
With the drinks, tax, & tip coming in right at the $30
mark, I consider this a fair deal for dinner.
The brisket was sensational.
Everything else drags the rating down.
Go for the brisket!
For the sake of the
brisket alone,
I’m giving TBS three
begrudging piggies.